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February 11, at 4: Chuck Norris is from Texas. Jesus willfully crucified himself because he had insider information that Chuck Norris was going to be around in the future. Chuck Norris once tried to get with Reese Witherspoon. There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long he could suck it, He said with a grin, As he tickled his chin, If my ass was a pussy Chuck Norris would fuck it.
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They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum. Chuck Norris and a group of cowboys were talking about how tough each of them are at a campfire. Most people thought he'd score lower. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is an optical illusion. When Chuck Norris calls numbers, he doesn't get charged. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. That is, until they smelled his breath.
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Anti-Chuck Norris Facts | Points in Case

February 12, at 1: Stand on his left and Chuck Norris is as dangerous as Barney the Dinosaur's yellow friend. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. Every week, Chuck Norris places a pile of dead chickens on his doorstep.
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He still cries over it. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. January 23, at 3: Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. Chuck Norris once tried to send an email, but realized it would be faster to walk instead.
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